{"id":25,"date":"2018-03-19T00:10:06","date_gmt":"2018-03-19T06:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/?p=25"},"modified":"2020-07-19T18:29:26","modified_gmt":"2020-07-20T00:29:26","slug":"2018-3-18-meet-john-doughboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"Meet John Doughboy"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cOur Open Door Policy is responsible for the Draft\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/figure>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vLm0lSZU-5U\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Supervision by Robert Clampett; Story by Warren Foster; Animation by Vive Risto; Musical Direction by Carl W. Stalling. A Looney Tune released on July 5, 1941.<\/p>\n<p>Want to learn some military secrets? Secrets that are over seventy years old? Porky has got what you want to know! (Sadly, he disappears from the short after his introduction.) Well, what have we got? We see our factories that pour molten metal into tank shapes. (Without those pesky molds. Here in America, we just pour it out, and it takes the shape.) Planes are an essential part of are army. And they can do some pretty spectacular things. A spitfire plane can actually spit fire A couple of guys aren&#8217;t worried about being drafted. The bigger one tells the smaller one, that he especially doesn&#8217;t have to worry. He&#8217;s too short. Unfortunately for him, stilts WERE around by the forties. There are some pretty quick gags too. A machine gun nest is actually a nest for the gun, and we see some of <a href=\"http:\/\/https:\/\/wackyland2.com\/posts\/2018\/2\/4\/the-draft-horse\">The Draft Horse<\/a>s that actually were picked. (Seeing as they all came from South America, the general is probably just racist.) Considering their ethnicity, It&#8217;s no surprise they start a conga line. An anti-tank gun is being tested, but the idiots who are in charge are too busy having a cigarette measuring contest to fire the weapon. So, it&#8217;s a good thing that we have other tools to fight with. A land destroyer so fast, that all one can see is a blur. (Slow it down, and you&#8217;ll see it&#8217;s just Jack Benny and Rochester in their car. Whatever works.) Okay, so maybe we aren&#8217;t as prepared as we could be in the event of a war. At least, if all we want to do is fight back. We&#8217;ve got a lovely defense system. Should enemy planes ever fly by, Miss Liberty will give them a dose of pesticide. Takes care of those annoying pests.<\/p>\n<p>Personal Rating: 2<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cOur Open Door Policy is responsible for the Draft\u201d Supervision by Robert Clampett; Story by Warren Foster; Animation by Vive Risto; Musical Direction by Carl W. Stalling. A Looney Tune released on July 5, 1941. Want to learn some military secrets? 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