{"id":361,"date":"2014-03-18T21:13:34","date_gmt":"2014-03-19T03:13:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/?p=361"},"modified":"2022-11-27T21:56:12","modified_gmt":"2022-11-28T04:56:12","slug":"2014-3-18-rocket-squad-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/?p=361","title":{"rendered":"Rocket Squad"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;A cop&#8217;s life isn&#8217;t all b-beer and skittles, you know.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span class=\"full-image-block ssNonEditable\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static1.squarespace.com\/static\/56a93a0169492e8908d709bd\/56a9407c04acd38b178c1bb7\/56a9407c04acd38b178c1e46\/1453934006799\/rocket%2Bsquad.jpg?w=525\" alt=\"\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Directed by Chuck Jones<\/p>\n<p>Our hero&#8217;s of this picture are two cops. Joe Monday (Daffy) and Schmoe Tuesday (Porky). Yes, they <strong>are<\/strong> smoking cigarettes. It&#8217;s stupid how everyone is so scared that they can&#8217;t ever show a cigarette in a cartoon. I think non-smokers will know better than to take it up, and kids are smarter than we give them credit for. (Knowledge wise, when it comes to entertainment kids are morons.)<\/p>\n<p>Back on topic. The two are called by their chief to solve a case. They arrive at a building (heavily influenced by &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/blog-1\/2011\/05\/06\/2011-5-6-duck-dodgers-in-the-24th-and-a-half-century-html\/\">Duck Dodgers in the Twenty fourth and a half Century<\/a>&#8220;) and learn that the Flying Saucer Bandit is on the loose. They take a convenient evaporator that takes them directly to the scene of the crime. The acme clue collector is there, and gives them all the clues it&#8217;s gathered. They feed it to a machine which gives them some sheet music. They play it and this leads them to figure out it was George Machree. (the song playing was &#8220;Mother Machree&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>They go to the file of known criminals, (among which is Tedd Pierce, Chuck Jones, Eddie Selzer, and my idol: Mel Blanc) This tells them that their suspect is ordering from a sandwich machine. (I want one) You choose a filling, bread, and condiment. (Why is butter an option? Does it go with any of those fillings?) They arrive one minute too late and begin chasing. They find him using some smog as camouflage, and arrest him. Despite the fact he says he&#8217;s innocent. They take him to court and wouldn&#8217;t you know it? He WAS innocent. Because of the false arrest, the pair are sentenced to 30 years in prison.<\/p>\n<p>Personal Rating: 3<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;A cop&#8217;s life isn&#8217;t all b-beer and skittles, you know.&#8221; Directed by Chuck Jones Our hero&#8217;s of this picture are two cops. Joe Monday (Daffy) and Schmoe Tuesday (Porky). Yes, they are smoking cigarettes. It&#8217;s stupid how everyone is so scared that they can&#8217;t ever show a cigarette in a cartoon. 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