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“THE CAMELS ARE COMING! THE CAMELS ARE COMING!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Lets start off this year with another porky short! Particularly one that will keep us warm during the long cold winter.<\/p>\n

Our story takes place in Egypt. After a few gags we get to the main story. A camel caravan is about to make its way to view the pyramids. (and by caravan, I mean one freakishly huge camel) Porky wants to go to, but misses the departure. He sets out on his own on a camel named Humpty-Bumpty. (Stolen? Rented? Actually belongs to Porky? Never answered.)<\/p>\n

They begin their journey. Unfortunately, the angry sun from “Super Mario Bros. 3” is here, and demonstrates its power by annihilating an oasis. The heat soon gets to poor Humpty, and he gets the horrible, dreaded “Desert Madness!” He hears disturbing, disembodied voices calling his name, he sees herds of imaginary camels, and he soon runs off leaving Porky behind to die.<\/p>\n

Porky finds him in a pool of water in Palm Springs, (Stop sweating Porky, Pigs are incapable of doing that!) only to find the hard way that it’s a mirage. Humpty finally gets some sense knocked into him and apologizes to Porky saying he’s fine now. He begins to hear the voices again and speeds back to the town, with Porky in tow. Now back in there (House? Inn? Random building? Never answered.) Humpty is glad to be both safe and sane. Then to his horror we see Porky now has the madness.<\/p>\n

Great way to start a year huh?<\/p>\n

Personal Rating: 3<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“THE CAMELS ARE COMING! THE CAMELS ARE COMING!” Lets start off this year with another porky short! Particularly one that will keep us warm during the long cold winter. Our story takes place in Egypt. After a few gags we get to the main story. A camel caravan is about to make its way to … <\/p>\n

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