{"id":508,"date":"2012-03-13T21:32:17","date_gmt":"2012-03-14T03:32:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/?p=508"},"modified":"2023-06-25T20:06:08","modified_gmt":"2023-06-26T02:06:08","slug":"2012-3-13-guided-muscle-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/?p=508","title":{"rendered":"Guided Muscle"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Acme Grease<\/span>&#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ahh, lunchtime. Today the coyote is stewing up a delicious can. Too bad he can&#8217;t bring himself to actually eat it. Especially when there is better game to hunt. Turning himself into an arrow works until he launches himself into a cactus and off a cliff. He sets up a slingshot attached to a red fuzzy cactus (?) but it does not launch until he does not want it to. 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