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“Coyote (Eatibus Anythingus)”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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365 days of this blog! One more until the first anniversary!<\/p>\n

Food is scarce in the desert, so the coyote has to make do with flies and old cans. Then his dream lunch runs by and new ideas swarm in his head. A boulder just falls on him and a snare trap gets him a truck. A tiger trap only catches a tiger (obviously) and when he tries a steel wall that will pop out of the ground, the stupid thing gets stuck.<\/p>\n

The chase continues onto the railroad where he gets creamed by a train, and when he decides to use a detonator, he blows himself up. (Watch the handle, it changes color.) Getting the bird to stop for some free bird seed, he tries the classic saw around prey, and whole bridge falls gag. (Good thing roadrunners can fly.)<\/p>\n

As a last resort, he chugs down some leg vitamins and now he can catch up to the bird, but of course just as he is about to catch it, the wall from earlier pops up. The Roadrunner spells out “That’s all Folks” in his dust.<\/p>\n

Personal Rating: 4<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Coyote (Eatibus Anythingus)” 365 days of this blog! One more until the first anniversary! Food is scarce in the desert, so the coyote has to make do with flies and old cans. Then his dream lunch runs by and new ideas swarm in his head. A boulder just falls on him and a snare trap … <\/p>\n

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