{"id":516,"date":"2012-02-09T22:42:17","date_gmt":"2012-02-10T05:42:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/?p=516"},"modified":"2023-05-07T18:56:20","modified_gmt":"2023-05-08T00:56:20","slug":"2012-2-9-beep-beep-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/?p=516","title":{"rendered":"Beep Beep"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Last water for 300 miles&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>After the title cards, the coyote notes that his prey is just too dang fast, and he will not be able to catch it on foot. This calls for stradegy. He rigs a boxing glove up to a boulder, but when he releases it, the boulder crashes into him. (So does the glove.) He tries dropping an anvil on the bird from a tightrope but the weight drags him down. (If you&#8217;re watching &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/blog-1\/2011\/11\/08\/2011-11-8-space-jam-html\/\">Space Jam<\/a>&#8221; this is where the short would end) He is not worried because he has a parachute&#8230;or not.<\/p>\n<p>He tries a clever booby trapped glass of water, which the bird ignores and a chase through the mines ensures. (This breaks one of Chuck&#8217;s rules: &#8220;The Roadrunner must stay on the road&#8221;) The coyote later tries some rocket skates but he can&#8217;t control them. Battered and bruised he tries to get a drink, only to be blown up by his device. As a last resort he makes a fake railroad but gets clobbered by a real train. Need I say who is riding in it?<\/p>\n<p>Personal Rating: 4<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Last water for 300 miles&#8221; After the title cards, the coyote notes that his prey is just too dang fast, and he will not be able to catch it on foot. This calls for stradegy. 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