{"id":546,"date":"2011-10-22T20:41:26","date_gmt":"2011-10-23T02:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/?p=546"},"modified":"2022-10-16T20:04:32","modified_gmt":"2022-10-17T02:04:32","slug":"2011-10-22-a-broken-leghorn-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/?p=546","title":{"rendered":"A Broken Leghorn"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Its gotta be that kid, or me.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Today is the day! Prissy is going to lay an egg! However, the other chickens mock her and overhearing this, Foghorn decides to do probably the best deed he ever has done. He steals an egg, and slips it under the elderly hen. It hatches into a young rooster, and since their can only be one on a farm, Foggy plans to kill it.<\/p>\n<p>Pretending to train the chick to be a proper rooster, he gets it to retrieve a ball in traffic. (That&#8217;s why the chicken crossed the road: to have a ball.) 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