{"id":616,"date":"2011-05-09T21:30:23","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T03:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/?p=616"},"modified":"2021-09-26T20:48:01","modified_gmt":"2021-09-27T02:48:01","slug":"2011-5-9-the-three-bears-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wackyland2.com\/?p=616","title":{"rendered":"The Three Bears"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p>Once upon a time, there were 3 bears. The dad was twice as small as his child and was a real dick. He bullied his kid and ignored his wife. The mom never got excited and seemed to envy the dead. The young 7 and a half year old, who still wore diapers, loved his family because he was a nimrod.<\/p>\n<p>What? That&#8217;s not how the story goes? Well excuse me! These bruins are the characters Chuck Jones created. Like a lot of stars from these cartoons, they did not appear often but their legacy lives on. They are most definitely the funniest family. 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